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It's made for the carpenter who hand-makes cutting boards, toy chests and picture frames every Christmas, and for the family lucky enough to open them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're sanding a cedar box at midnight, joining a walnut frame for your sister or assembling a rocking horse for the grandkids before Christmas Eve, this sweatshirt captures the reality of carpentry with a humorous seasonal twist. 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