Measure Twice, Wrap Once Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Carpenter Gift
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Estimated Delivery:Nov 09 - Nov 13
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Free Shipping: On every order — no minimum
Measure Twice, Wrap Once Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Carpenter Gift
Measure Twice, Wrap Once.
Every carpenter knows the golden rule: measure twice, cut once. This funny "Measure Twice, Wrap Once" sweatshirt gives that rule a holiday twist for the builder who spends December wrapping gifts with the same precision as a finish cut. It's made for the carpenter who lines up every seam and corner on the gift table, and for the family who expects perfectly square presents every year.
Whether you're trimming a box to fit under the tree, fitting a homemade shelf before the big dinner or fixing a squeaky stair before guests arrive, this sweatshirt captures the reality of carpentry with a humorous seasonal twist. It's a proud way to show off your craftsman pride while bringing the same care to every holiday project.
Perfect For
- Carpenters and finish carpenters
- Woodworkers and cabinet makers
- Framing crews and general contractors
- Construction apprentices and trade students
- DIY builders and weekend woodworking hobbyists
- Carpenters who love festive workshop humor
Great Gift For
- Carpenter dads and husbands
- Carpenter coworkers and crew members
- Contractors and jobsite supervisors
- Apprentices and construction students
- Family members who love a craftsman's sense of humor
- Christmas gift exchanges and company holiday parties
- Birthdays and holiday celebrations
Why You'll Love It
- Funny twist on a well-known carpentry rule
- Unique Christmas theme made for the building trades
- A relatable message for every careful builder
- Bold, eye-catching design that starts a conversation
- Comfortable sweatshirt for the shop and cold winter days
- Memorable gift for the carpenter who wraps presents like a pro
- A playful reminder that precision matters most when the presents are on the line
Shipping
Free on every order. No minimum, no exceptions.
Every shirt is printed after you order, then shipped straight to you. Expect delivery in 5 to 8 business days. You'll get a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.
Wrong address?
Email us within 24 hours of ordering and we'll fix it before it goes to print. Once a package is in transit we can't reroute it — so the sooner you tell us, the better.
Returns & Replacements
If your shirt shows up damaged, misprinted, or it isn't what you ordered, send us a photo within 30 days. We'll reprint it and ship a new one free. You don't need to send the original back.
Because every shirt is printed to order, we can't accept returns for a change of mind or for the wrong size chosen — please check the size chart before you order.
Questions? Email us at support@printbluecollar.com and we'll get back to you.
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How long does it take to process an order?
Orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Once shipped, you'll receive a tracking number by email so you can follow your order every step of the way.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship across the US and internationally. Shipping rates and delivery times are calculated at checkout based on your location.
What is your return policy?
We stand behind our gear. If something isn't right, you can return or exchange it within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
What are your sizing options?
Our apparel runs true to size from S to 3XL. Check the size guide on each product page for exact measurements before you order.